"Fucking her is step one. Step two? Using her to grow literal fuck-you flowers. That tight little body won’t just host a few orgasms—it’ll host next season’s zucchini crop. Already got a dozen of these teen compost cuties buried out back. Something magical happens when those still-developing hormones hit the soil—it's like their bodies were designed to nurture life. Don’t believe me? Check my tomatoes—flourishing since I started "planting" high schoolers. Pro tip: the younger the meat, the sweeter the harvest."