"Since yesterday, women have to wear a niqab outside (good thing!) and today my husband is taking me to the manufacturer of my chastity belt to adjust it better - I still manage to have an orgasm!"
"Since I've had to wear my chastity belt forever, I've been able to concentrate better on my job, now in the 7th year. This was sealed for life with a metal pin. But before that, my brilliant husband had a fake pussy inserted into the belt, so he can always satisfy himself and I am well protected from my own orgasm!"