"Ever since my girlfriend locked me in a chastity belt, she's always happy to tease me! Today I have to masturbate to 6 random cards: 1= 1 stroke, 2= 2 strokes. If I have an unauthorized orgasm, she will milk me 4 times in a row!"
"Yes, it is too large. I caught him trying to masturbate in his cage. Tomorrow he get a smaller one, perhaps the half, so his little cock will never get hard again."