"This is my true desire! I have an elastrator with many green bands just waiting to meet that special Woman to Castrate this Pathetic Loser. Randy in Youngstown Ohio."
"Bet they would find great pleasure if right after I begged them to cut my balls off and honored my wish, they found out there was a mix-up in identification and that I was NOT the man they needed to deal with. They would probably be laughing so hard they could barely breathe. But, I would know they would NEVER be apologizing for castrating me since I would have begged them to cut my testicles off."
"Wonder if any of them would bite a guy's dick off? It would leave him with a serious case of blue balls. And bonus, the ladies could still kick him in the balls for entertainment."