"I wish I could send my drunken whore to you for training. Imagine her meeting you as a proper in charge 21st century woman. And after 4 double martinis her clothes off - her pussy squirting - crawling around on all fours begging you to fuck her. And after she passes out you can givr her a high colonic and watch her huge pleated dark asshole explode all over her. DRUNKS ARE SOOOOO EROTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"