"I can say the same thing, I will use all my feminine charms, talents, and mannerisms to make my next partner (regardless of gender) never want for anything I am able to give."
"I feel for her, it's been way longer than six years for me ... I can understand how easy it would be to fall in love with anyone willing to show you a little physical passionate affection or to just be held and kissed."
"Don't worry, I am sure the boys will still let you attend all those "After the Game" parties. I am willing to bet you will enjoy them even more once you show them how you've changed. Especially when you show up in your tiny Cheerleaders' Uniforms, tight low-cut tops, dangerously short Micro-Mini-Skirts, and NO Panties."
"But I do think it will feel better if we shave off her ugly hair and then I will shower her with soft kisses, wet licks, and gentle sucking. Do you think we can try that sweetie? I have heard it will feel fantastic for you."