"A pathetic beta loser like me could never satisfy a real woman like this. My penis is too small and soft. So I have to be content with looking up her skirt at her stockings and knickers while I masturbate fantasising about fondling her amazing breasts"
"There was a trip we scheduled with friends and just before it was time to leave i had to cancel due to work. I encouraged my wife to go. I am getting a little pissed as i see this one guy from facebook keep getting these thirsty photos of my wife."