"The trick with these big brown beauties is to torture them for the maximum amount of pain without actually damaging them. If you are careful they can last years - ask me how I know that!"
"Perfect candidate to test what Amazon just sent me - Craftsman Deluxe Nipple Corer. It is adjustable up to 6 inches wide and cuts a plug (up to 5 inches deep) out of the tit flesh so the entire nipple can be removed. Then right to the frying pan for a taste treat!"