"Oh no this isn't for me hubby, I want you to sit on this cock and jerk yourself off on my tits then I am going to stick them in your face and make you lick all of it off"
"Lick it all over baby because once I strap it on its going balls deep in your ass and be careful when you cum because I am putting you in my favorite position to peg you, you know the one where your cock is staring at your mouth"