I was standing in the living room minding my own business when my flat stomach wife was walking by and stops then pats my chubby belly and asks what month I'm in. Then just walks off. My mouth was left open.
The party we are attending isn't until tonight but my wife and her bull already have me dressed as Baby New Year. Diaper, sash, top hat, big ears. Mother in law thinks I'll be the bell of the ball.
Can't wait to watch some good NFL football today. Of course I'm only allowed to wear a tiny little thong but at least I get to watch. I made sure to thank my wife.
