"The very last time i ever had sex with a women i made her wear a 12 inch strapon on her head so she could see me sucking it like it was a real cock god i loved it."
"Rule number one of street walking: You don't turn down any tricks, slut. I'll be back in a couple of hours, and you better have some money for me."
"My older sisters use to dress me up in there old clothes when we were kids, but my wife has told me she wants me to be here sissy maid. It didn't take me long to agree."