""Doctor, are you sure that this will help me with my new braces?" "Absolutely Jayden. Don't your sister, Mommy and Gramma all have perfect teeth?" "Yes Doctor, yes they do but my Gramma too? She's like 85 years old." "Especially your Gramma Jayden. Because of her advanced age, she gets 2 loads, um I mean treatments every day and on weekends she gets multiple loads, um I mean treatments orally and internally as well. Now just rub all that in and then swallow it and I'll see you again next Tuesday at the same time, okay?" "Okay Doctor, thanks." "Oh, wait. Let me take a few photos so I can jerk off to, um I mean insert into your file." "Okay.""