""Oh you darling! I see that you are very... eager... to have your mother-in-law comes over for one of these... visits. And you seem to remember that when you wear the hot pink lipstick... well... things can get a bit... spirited...""
""Well Melanie, I have certainly enjoyed your dinner invitation to your nice home... and meeting your husband... your absolutely lovely... delicious... and stimulating... husband. And he certainly is asking for it, isn't he? Letting you dress him up for me like this. He seems to have no sense of what is going too far... the sweet little morsel... ""
""Well Bobby, your wife said that you just let her to dress you up like this... to meet one of her special girlfriends. That you might act all shy and reluctant. But underneath all that pretense, you love it when a woman... does things to you. Serious things...""
""But dear! If I write these kinds of things... and make these kind of promises... and you make copies and mail them off to other women... other women like you and your friend Anna, here... what if they all show up to this special party that you're inviting them to? They may do things to me! Things like what you two like to do...""