"Well, what do ya know? She finally got around to trimming her pubes. I guess she finally realized this isn't the 1970s. Unfortunately, she is still a nutjob anti-vaxer."
"How old do you think she was when she sucked her first cock. 13-15-17? And who was it? Daddy, brother, a teacher, preacher, uncle, boyfriend, some stranger that offered her $25?"