"My ad read. Lkng for chattel, livestock and wildlife for usage in satisfying my kinks and maybe a few of yours. Room for subs, doms and switches. Shelter, nourishment, wardrobe provided. Short to extended stays."
"I asked my fat old pervert neighbour what he'd been making, he said "I hoped you'd ask me that, if you go upstairs and put the outfit I laid out for you on, I'll give you a demonstration" I said "OK""