"It’s a cruel little game my sister likes to play at family gatherings. She sits next to me, wearing something to show off her tits, because she knows I’ll pop a boner for her. Then she giggles when I can’t get up from the table because I’m afraid everyone will see my erection!"
"Some other ladies heard her comments and they all kept staring and giggling as I walked around the store with a very obvious little tent in my sweatpants."