"Oh, god! *Whimper* I don't want to do this, but I've never been this hard before. *Sob* You're so beautiful, and I'm so pathetic that I just can't stop myself. *Wail* Even the fact you're laughing at me is turning me on. *Bawl* Why are you laughing at me!? And why is your cruelty so hot!? *Moan* O-okay. I-I'm going to do it. I'm going to sever my pitiful dick just to be inside you. *Whine* W-will you hold me after it's done? I know I'm just a joke to you, and it probably turns you on to ruin me like this, but will you just pretend to care about me for a few minutes before you throw me out and call Lisa to laugh about it? *Snivel* You don't even need to call an ambulance. *Groan* I guess I probably won't have much to live for at that point anyway, so what will it matter if I die. *Weep* You'll probably get a bigger laugh out of it. *Sniffle* I-is it okay if I tell you I love you when I'm inside you?"