There is back story to this that I'd be glad to go into (dating back 20-25 years ago), but I was thinking about "accidentally" sending a cock pic to my mother with a note "can't wait for later".
I am debating between a text, or an email address that she doesn't know I have and isn't easily tied to me (at least by her).
I accidentally text my mother instead of my wife all the time, so the "accident" text might work, but it would definitely tie the cock pic to me (and she may still recognize it).
What do y'all think?